Trump’s Lawyers Will File Unprecedented Motion To Extend His Term

Trump’s lawyers, who just successfully defeated the libs in an impeachment trial, have begun drafting a motion to extend the President’s term by three years. The motion, which is unprecedented but perfectly legal under Article 3 Section 5 of the US Constitution, has to be filed directly with the Supreme Court.

A clerk for Justice Clarence Thomas says that the motion will pass if the other conservative justices can convince John Roberts to rule in Trump’s favor for the good of the country:

“Chief Justice Roberts is becoming more and more liberal by the day. It’s almost as if he doesn’t want to help usher in the next chapter of the American experiment, which will consist of a Trump being in charge for the forseeavle future. With this motion, DJT will be President through 2027, at which time he’ll appoint his son as nominee of the Republican Party.

“After that, all the Trumps need to do is continue what the GOP has been doing for nearly 30 years: Shifting the power structure of the country from the poverty-stricken libs to the wealthy patriots who know how to govern.

“The age of ‘the common man’ has come to an end. None of that crap worked. We need strong leaders and fewer of them. By the end of Donald Trump Jr’s 2nd term, we expect that the do-nothing Congress will be mostly ceremonial.”

If you don’t love the direction this country is taking, it’s time for you to leave. With Trumps in power, we’re guaranteed to have our guns, our God, and our glory, forever and ever amen.

The motion will be filed the day after the Senate acquits Trump and is expected to come to a vote quickly. The four liberals will vote no, crying about government being of, for, and by the people, while the 4 conservatives will vote for the future to be brighter, wealthier, and full of patriotism.

It will be a glorious day, friends. This is what we’ve been working towards. God bless America.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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