Trump Proposes Lyric Change To Anthem

The song gets new life!

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In another of the bold moves that we’ve come to expect and welcome from the man who is bringing America back to her best, President Trump has proposed changing some of the lyrics to “The Star Spangled Banner”. 

Says President Trump,

”It’s a lovely song but I think it’s outdated. There are a lot of people out there – good, decent, loyal Americans- who just can’t remember the words.  And the reason for this is simple. It’s confusing and outdated. And it does not clearly state America’s greatness because nobody understands what it means. It’s sad.

So I asked Kanye to write some new ones because he’s the best at rhyming, and I use only the best people. I told him the words and he made them rhyme.  He really did a terrific job! And Kanye has had so many number one hits! Our anthem is sure to outsell every song on iTunes now ! It will be the biggest seller in history! I guarantee it!”

The confusing words he’s going to change are :

“And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there”

The new words will be:

“And the white man stood tall, His word law above all

The animals they did run, From a Christian with a gun”

The change is expected to pass through Congress easily……with only the few democrats opposing. 

Once again, 45 is Making America Great Again!

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