Trump Orders DOJ to Investigate Mueller, Obama, Soros, Clinton for Conspiracy and Fraud

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have officially been named. The Trump Administration, under the direction of the brilliant legal mind of Rudy Giuliani, has instructed the Justice Department to open an investigation into the conspiracy that was the Mueller investigation.

Now that the report has come out and there’s nothing in it, people deserve to know why two years and millions of dollars were wasted. According to White House Director of Information and Propaganda, Art Tubolls, the answer is right in front of our faces:

“The Dems never thought they would lose. They figured they had control of the FBI and DOJ for 8 years. Trump winning put a stop to that, so they colluded with Vladimir Putin, George Soros, and Robert Mueller to form this special counsel nonsense to dig up garbage on a man who was elected by the biggest landslide in electoral history.”

Rudy Giuliani says he’ll be consulting with the DOJ to ensure the investigation stays on track:

“They’ll be looking into Obama’s actions in Syria and Iran. Clinton’s actions in Benghazi and with a private server. Mueller will be investigated for bribing James Comey to get fired so he’d be appointed. There are so many crimes by so many people. Clinton is the worst, since she took $1.2 billion in cash from Russia for the sale of our entire stockpile of refined yellow cake.

These people have sat in judgment long enough. It’s time to pay the piper.”

Our source says the White House is well aware that the charges will be hard to prove and even harder to stick, because it’s mostly just nonsense, but they are determined to expose as much truth as possible, no matter how much of it is a lie. “We’ll give them a dose of their own medicine,” Giuliani told a pal. Good stuff, Rudy. Trump should appoint you AG.

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