Exercising the power provided to him by the constitution as President of the United States, Donald Trump has issued White House Arrest Warrants for Adam Schiff. Citing Schiff’s performance at the bogus impeachment hearings, the White House says Schiff broke federal law when summarizing and embellishing the phone call with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky.
“Adam Schiff overstepped his role in the House of Representatives when he embellished the phone call. What he stated during the House impeachment hoax was not included in the transcript and therefore considered falsifying evidence. Such an act is a federal crime.”
White House arrest warrants were crafted by the founding fathers as an extra check and balance against a tyranny of the minority. This is the first time in history that a president has utilized these powers, which only reflects the level of corruption demonstrated by the Democrats. President Trump proudly and dutifully issued the warrant.
White House police found Schiff in his Capitol office. He was busy drawing up four more witch hunt articles of impeachment, because he just doesn’t know when to stop. He was escorted out of the capitol by the police officers and his defense attorney, Connie Lingus, Esq.
He is being held at an undisclosed federal prison waiting for a bond hearing. If convicted, Schiff is facing a maximum penalty of nine life sentences in solitary confinement, without parole. There is no word on if warrants are coming for Nancy Pelosi, but it certainly stands to reason that she would be next.
President Trump is expected to make a statement in front of a very loud aircraft on the White House lawn later today.