Pornography star and whiny money-grubbing liberal Stormy Daniels reportedly sold a “sample of President Trump’s DNA” to the infamous scientist in China who months ago was admonished for illegally cloning a pair of human twins. I mean, at least according to my wife’s sister Andromeda (Her parents named her after the futuristic pop band in an episode of “Buck Rogers.”) Andromeda is pretty on top of these things despite requiring a daily injection of lithium that could power the batteries of at least five Teslas.
The scientist, who has one of those https://dailyworldupdate.us/wp-admin/post.php?post=175&action=edit names that sounds like a box of wind chimes falling down a flight of stairs, claims that Miss Daniels sold him a small vial of our President’s tartar sauce of life for the sum of $35,000. That’s probably a lot of money in China, since I know they sell all that plastic crap they make at the dollar store.
Now honestly, I don’t know if this is really a good thing, or a bad thing. I know Jesus said in the good book that we ain’t supposed to go around cloning people because the Jews would just make more of themselves to come and kill him again, but there’s no doubt that America could use a couple few more President Trumps. Imagine that! We could run them one after another for years and years, until our great country is like a mighty Heaven on earth. Huh. It’s like one of those condom drum things. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Like running over a squirrell and then not cooking it up.
If this story is true, it certainly leaves us good Americans something to think about. Could the perfection of our nation come from one of those people who sold us little furry monkeys that turned into Gremlins? I guess only time and lithium will tell.