Whoopi Goldberg Calls Melania’s Decorations : ‘Fairly Racist’

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As one of morning television’s most popular programs, “The View” and it’s all-female hosting staff have been known to be outspoken and controversial.  Adding to that reputation during a taping to be aired next Monday, host and space bartender Whoopi Goldberg opined after viewing photos of First Lady Melania Trump’s Christmas decorations in the White House this year, that Mrs. Trump: “Decorates totally for white people.”

“Aunt Melanie? When do we get to go visit the bad kids in Cageyland?”

Goldberg continued on a tirade and was applauded by the  in-studio audience :

“Its so white.  I mean, I know Christmas is a snowy holiday, but damn, Melania!   You might as well be hanging up mayonnaise jars and Pantene shampoo bottles.  I mean, am I right?  This woman’s decoratin’ like Ryan Seacrest, David Duke, and Anne Coulter are all coming over to watch an Eagles concert!   That’s all…pretty white.”

“When they do ‘Life in the Fast Lane’, that’s when I ovulate so hard my husband has to tie my shoelaces together.”

The White House has not yet responded to the controversial criticism, possibly because between Stephen Miller and the President himself, It’s currently an area more racist than a Skynyrd concert at a Kentucky trailer park.  But, perhaps whoopi’s words will remind the first lady that when she’s hanging up the Star Wars ornaments, she shouldn’t skip over Lando Calrissian.

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