Senate Suspends ‘Any And All Impeachment Activity’ Until Iran Is Dealt With

The Senate has voted to suspend any and all activities surrounding Nancy Pelosi’s sham impeachment of President Trump until after the Iranian crisis has been dealt with. According to Senate Republicans, the safety of the country comes first. Senator McConnell had this to say:

“Nobody could have foreseen what was going on in Iraq. From our first missile strike to the retaliation by protesters to our escalated retaliation, this situation has been completely unpredictable.

“We can’t allow something like a constituional crisis get in the way of what the President needs to be doing right now, especially since we’re going to sweep it under the rug anyway. It’s a pointless waste of time considering how important it is to have our Commander in Chief ready to respond to Iran’s threats of violence and baseless accusations.”

11 Democrats joined the yes votes, giving the Majority Leader the supermajority he needs to overcome a House veto by Pelosi and the corrupt Democrats. The next step will be to declare Iran’s actions as an act of war and suspend their power as well. Chuck Grassley had some choice words about that:

“Well, se here, see. The Democrats are just crazy, see? They don’t understand that we need the President, you know? And then, see, there’s no reason to worry. Do you understand? This is all very simple, you know?”

The White House isn’t commenting about the vote, but the President is said to be watching closely to see which Democrats are refusing to get in line. He’s going to need to keep a close eye on them if Iran takes their jihad to the streets of America and he has to declare martial law and suspend the 2020 elections.

“They’re not going to be happy, but they need to remember that they caused all of this by drafting those fake articles,” Trump told reporters, “If they’re serious about world peace they need to step aside and let me destroy Iran.”

We couldn’t have said it better, Mr. President. Go get ’em!

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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