Trump Files Lawsuit To Deport George Soros

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Citing his crimes against humanity in World War Two, his consistent manipulation of world markets to further enrich himself, and his continued assault on the values of the average American, President Donald Jabroni Trump has initiated proceedings to further a lawsuit aimed at having evil, villainous, omniscient, criminal mastermind George Soros, deported from the United States back to his native European country that changes depending on which ever-trustworthy “journalistic source” tells the story of his life, and here he shared a few thoughts on the matter:

“George Snuffaluffagus Soros has spent decades terrorizing the world with his forced economic policy on lesser nations than ours, his manipulation of world money markets to satisfy his lusty greed, his opposition to powerful, magnificent governments such as my own, and his construction of coups to dethrone the rich, powerful, and vicious despots installed by America throughout the world, all of which has come together in a pattern reminiscent of past treasonous activities from past traitors, and so we have decided to act by having this horrible, disgusting piece of human excrement deported from these United States of America through a lawsuit filed today.”

This will mark the first such deportation lawsuit of a rich and powerful, high profile, Jewish refugee from 1940’s era-Germany, American citizen in history and the Trump administration seems quite confident that it will be perfectly successful based on the facts and evidence compiled by the Department of Justice in support of their claims, and the fact that they have stacked the courts with Trump loyalists, beholden to our president from now and through the end of their careers due to the photographs and other evidence of crime and corruption that the president and his team have been blackmailing the justices with since their appointments.

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