Pelosi & Martin To Unveil Obama Statue That Mocks President Lincoln

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Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, along with Independent Communist House Representative, Satya Martin, plan to unveil a new statue in DC next month dedicated to former President Barack Obama.
That’s nothing terribly new, but where they plan to place it is.

The new statue will feature President Barack Obama seated in a large chair in a scene very similar to that of Lincoln at his place of honor. And if that weren’t bad enough, the communist representative, Martin, has successfully led a campaign to have the Obama figure share space with Lincoln at his memorial. The tasty snack of a commie explained this decision:

“Ha ha! The two figures look almost exactly the same. Both settled in their big thrones, staring out intensely. That’s probably the main reason. They are like matching bookends.

But there is also their legacy to consider. Lincoln, of course, freed the slaves. The emancipation proclamation. It was good stuff. And Obama showed us all how slavery still exists here in the USA and he spent eight years trying to bring it to an end for real.

Obama was like the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln, but that’s a whole other story.”

This is Joe’s dog. Isn’t he goofy lookin?

The communist have gone off the deep end. They’re suggesting that Obama was just like one of the greatest Republicans of all time, President Lincoln. This is a blasphemy that must not be tolerated. Tell Washington ….”No Way!”

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