Pelosi Insults Melania, Calls Her ‘The Hired Help Wife’

The speaker needs to shut up!

Fresh off her insult of Kelly-Ann Conway, referring to her with contempt as “the staff“, Nancy Pelosi has now begun her next phase of insults. She has moved onto the First Family.

This morning, Pelosi was confronted by the First Lady outside the Oval Office. Melania angrily demanded to know why she’d been so rude to the White House communications director. Eavesdroppers reported hearing Mrs. Trump scream repeatedly,”BE BEST BE BEST BE BEST BE BEST,” as if she were a malfunctioning robot.

Pelosi is reported to have laughed directly into her face and shrieked, “LISTEN LADY! I DON’T HAVE TIME TO WASTE TALKING TO THE PRESIDENT’S HIRED HELP WIFE!”

Such a comment is a slap in the face to our First Lady, who has worked hard to shed the image that she is a gold digging tramp who gave up a fledgling modeling career after ‘hooking up’ with our current President back in the ‘90s. Or ‘00s. Or whenever.  A label like the one Nancy Pelosi applies is heard around the world and could disparage all of Melania’s good works with her “Be Best” campaign.

Saudi princes have been knocking on the White House door all day, vying to be the FLOTUS’ next conquest.

Already, George Soros (drink), whose personal wealth is several times that of President Trump’s, has lasciviously propositioned her, saying,” Donald doesn’t have money. I have money. And actual big hands.“

It’s high time that Nancy Pelosi were impeached for behavior like this that is obviously unbecoming of an elected official. We can’t have her muddying the positive image of the United States that President Trump has given us.


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