When 59-year old Watson Herbusch of Paxin Wood, Florida downloaded the new “MagaChow” app, he expected it to do what it was supposed to: offer a selection of local restaurants that were “safe” to eat at and free of liberal harassment when he proudly sported his red MAGA cap. What he got was a mouthful of horror.
Watson, as he is used to doing as a faithful Trump supporter, dutifully trusted in the stupid, and followed the driving instructions that the app provided to reach: “Uncle Chunky’s Patriot Buffet”. There was no sign at the building, and simply a gray metal door, which he assumed was the entry. A cursory inspection found a factory-type ambiance, as well as a foul, putrid odor of human waste, which the hungry gentleman assumed, was a simple unattended clogged restroom commode, a common occurrence during his visits to the Olive Garden. When no server appeared to take his order, he helped himself to a spoonful of stew from a nearby metal bowl. I believe anyone reading this knows the result.
MagaChow’s parent company Tardapple says the app may have been hacked by liberal pranksters, and that the incident was strictly isolated. The company has made restitution to the victimized Trumpster by paying for a ruined shirt and offering him a blumpkin and coupons for his local Dairy Queen.