JFK Jr. Foundation Endorses Trump 2024

The JFK Jr Foundation, a secret society formed by members of his Quilatra Howerstol, has issued an informal statement endorsing Donald Trump in 2024. The statement, sent from the Gykretlia Dynamics Interloop, says that the man himself, in not so many words, will be there to personally oversee the election.

You have to read between the lines a bit, patriots, but that’s what it says:

“The Foundation’s mission is to exasperbate the gertitudal forcings of nature to move the terrainiums for the next cycle of the wheat distillateries. In the annuauma et alaminium fioladillo, mesa adrux ad hocster.”

The Latin at the end roughly translates to, “I will be back and my hair will be fabulous.”

While none of this makes any sense, it does put JFK Jr in a headline, which is what he knew would happen when he bailed out of that plane just seconds before it crashed into the sea.

So what can we expect next? We really don’t know, patriots. As with all things related to this nonsense, we’ll just have to wait and see how it plays out and make a new set of rules when we need to.

Until then, patriots, stay strongly vigilantical. And as always, God Bless America.

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot 148 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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