Hollywood Has Finally Embraced Trump

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Maybe they’ve seen the writing on the wall, but liberal Hollywood is finally coming around to Donald Trump, with an upcoming superhero movie in production.

Quentin Tarantino is involved with the project, which is slated for a late summer release before the election. It boasts of an all-star cast as well as a ton of great action.

Joseph Barron, a writer on the project is thrilled. “We’re finally going to do our President some justice, as justice has failed for the last 3 years with him,” said Mr. Barron. The film will certainly fire up the Trump base, with explosions, car chases, and beautiful women.

The movie will show Trump as a man of the people, albeit a superhero, who’s got the best brain for fighting crime and socialism that can hurt our country. John Cena, a WWE wrestler will portray Donald Trump.

“It’s an honor and a privilege to play this role, and I hope I do him proud,” says Cena, who’s been training non-stop to match the President’s physique. Playing his wife Melania will be up and coming starlet Bailey Jay.

We can’t reveal everything, but there will be hand to hand combat with Barack Obama, played by Jaleel White of Steve Urkel fame. There will be several cameo appearances, with a few by the man himself, Donald Trump!

The producers and writers worked closely with the White House to understand what a superhero he really is, and what he must go through on a daily basis  “Lots of Adderal and hamberders!” said a jovial Sandy Batt, who works as the White House chef.

The car chase scenes were partially filmed at the Daytona 500, along with the Air Force One landing, all of which were Donald’s ideas  “You wouldn’t know it by how little tv he watches because he’s so busy, but he’s got a keen eye on what will get people excited!” added Tim Allen, who will reprise his role as Santa for the movie.

Moviegoers young and old are in for a special treat this summer, as finally, MAGA will hit the big screens!





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