AOC Bill Requires Proof of Vaccination to Vote in 2022

THIS IS TREASON SOMEHOW!

The youngest member of Congress, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for many things – her dancing, her job as a former bartender before transitioning to lawmaker, and her affinity for proposing radical far-left legislature that can drive conservatives into fits of triggered rage.

“IT WAS THE GREAT BON JOVI WHO TOLD US HE DON’T NEED NO NEEDLE TO BE GIVIN’ HIM A THRILL! THIS IS BAD MEDICINE!”

Although in this reality, and not the communist hellscape that trumptards have been constantly fantasizing is a near certainty, Cortez has only proposed bills encouraging mostly environmental protections to counter the ignorance that twice impeached disgrace Donald Trump made his legacy, and her newest fictional idea is aimed square at the plague rats on the right who, still, to this day, fail to understand what a “pandemic” is.

Joe Barron of the popular podcast : Sterilize All Conservatives sat down for an interview with America’s most petite senior citizen horrifier.

“So, like, my bill, HB fifty-twelveteen, will make it necessary to show proof of vaccination in order to vote in any election in 2022 and beyond, just until the Trump plague is completely defeated.  I mean, if Georgia and all those other red states full of liver gummers want to change their voting laws to cheat because they’re butthurt, I don’t see the problem.”

The podcast took a break to advertise beet pills and colloidal silver, two products needed by absolutely no one, and returned with the little Latina discussing consequences.

“See, Republicans are pissed because voting was made easier during the Trump plague so people wouldn’t spread it, and more smart people turned out to vote for Biden.  This is just more of the same. If you keep promoting so-called ‘values’ and obsolete ideas that no one wants, you have to take the consequences that the 1950s are over and this is the real world.  So get poked and vote!”

“Sounds good to me! I’ll be right outside the fire station bathroom!”

In response to the proposed bill which is expected to pass sometime next week, officials in Kentucky and Alabama quietly attached masks to their faces and shit themselves in frustration.

 

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