Demonic Atheists Mock Jesus, Call Easter “Zombie Day”

Easter. The day our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is risen. This is the day of the resurrection. An act that shows we are indeed promised an eternal home in heaven by accepting Christ as our savior.

But, as they do with everything good in the world, the demonic liberal democrats have taken purity and perverted it.  They have focussed solely on the resurrection and decided that Jesus emerging from the tomb makes him a zombie. And to take it a step further, they’ve taken to renaming this second holiest of holy days, “Zombie Day.”

A promotional poster for the March.

And, of course, they couldn’t stop there. The sacrilege of renaming our Lord’s day was bad enough. But now they’ve  created their own celebrations. In many major cities across the country, impromptu  parades are planned. Participants will dress as zombies, mumble “brains” over and over, and shuffle  through the streets as if they were Satan’s undead army.

Several House Democrats plan to attend the march through the streets of New York City.  Included will be Alexandria Cortez, Nancy Pelosi, Ilhan  Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Cory Booker – the usual motley crüe, in other words. All will be adorned in full zombie gear – sunken eyes, blood dripping from their mouths,  barely intelligible speech……very little difference from their usual appearances.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave her statement before her morning coffee and without any makeup on.

Cortez has this to say :

” Easter, or Satan Zombie Day, as any right minded person calls it, is the best day of the year. It’s a day dedicated to rolling on the floor laughing our fucking asses off at the Christian lemmings and their fairytales. It takes a particular brand of stupid to put total faith in some events  that some person they’ve never met or seen wrote in a book thousands of years before they were born.  And even greater stupid to reject what they can prove with their senses, opting to believe a 2000-year-old story book instead. That’s Christianity.

Praise Zombie Messiah everyone!”

 

If you come across a “zombie” today, please, stop them and give them a piece of your mind.

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