MAGA-Safe Satire

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She made the right decision *CLICK TO TATE*

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Authorities have identified the terrorist behind the bombing, which left 300 dead. *CLICK TO TATE*

They belong in prison for this. *CLICK TO TATE*

Now we know who he is! *CLICK TO TATE*

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This is serious business. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Sign me up! *CLICK TO TATE*

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All he got was a free Blumkin *CLICK TO TATE*