Biden Removes Marijuana From Controlled Substance List

There’s only one explanation for this, folks. Joe Biden is, without a doubt, on pot. He’s taking it regularly. Nothing else makes sense.

Why else would he take something as dangerous as cannabis moriatrum spectrus and remove it from the controlled substance list? What that means is that it has zero regulation from the federal government. None.

According to Fox News’ Central Unified Network Task Spokesman, the ramifications will be swift and severe. They may include:

  • Potheads will be free to send edibles to school with their kids to help them “focus”
  • Violent criminals will be able to “amp up” on the pot and become even more violent.
  • People will try the pot at a rate 400 times higher than the current average, and more than half will become addicts.
  • Crime and arrests will rise drastically.
  • The High School dropout rate will triple, or less.
  • Addicts will be able to just get their pot, so they’ll need new drugs, turning to heroin, cocaine, and crystal meth.
  • Murders will rise as little Johnnys across America take hatchets to their parents.
  • The rule of law will end, and chaos will ensue.
  • There won’t be enough snacks.

This is serious, people. We can’t allow it. Look at those Democrat shitholes like Colorado, Massachussetts, and Maine. People can just walk into stores and buy the pot in super-concentrated forms that can be lethal, and nobody says boo, because the money goes to “the schools.”

No, patriots, there is no data to back up what we’re saying here. We basically made it up. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t true and that we all don’t just know it. Pot is drugs, just like Quaaludes. The time to act is now.

God bless America.

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Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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