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About Norbert Heck
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.
Imaginary Giuliani Lawsuits

Trump Wins Millions In Slander Case Against Adam Schiff

Norbert Heck

Adam Schiff isn’t too worried about the case. What a fool. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Bill Barr Has Been Accepting Payments from Soros for Years

Norbert Heck

Barr has been hellbent on padding his pockets. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

AOC Files Assault Charges Against Representative Yoho

Norbert Heck

She is out for revenge! *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satirical Powers of the Presidency

Trump Is Dominating Rioters with Over 60,000 Democrats Arrested

Norbert Heck

They will respect his authority! *CLICK TO TATE*

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Pelosi Satire with Cream Cheese

Nancy Pelosi Caught Using Taxpayer Money for Face Lifts

Norbert Heck

Well, this surprises no one. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Pimple Popper Satire with a Side of Chili Cheese Fries

Experts Agree with President Trump’s Immigration Ban

Norbert Heck

The liberals will call him “xenophobic” for it, though. Even though he’s just protecting America! *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire Guaranteed to Enrage the Common Tater

Fox News Offers Shep Smith $40 Million to Come Back

Norbert Heck

Danged Fox is going to heck in a hand basket. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Barr Orders Raid on Adam Schiff’s House After Audit Reveals Fraud

Norbert Heck

Talk about an abuse of power. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Conservative Fan Fiction

Barron Trump Holds Toilet Paper Drive for White House Staff

Norbert Heck

He’s such a good boy with a big heart. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Duggars Welcome 100th Baby to the Family

Norbert Heck

Congrats to the family! God is good! *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Fox News Wins Pulitzer Prize for Reporting During Crisis

Norbert Heck

They are so deserving of this. The awards committee got it right this time. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

For These Young Trump Supporters Duty Comes First

Norbert Heck

“Drives like this one really help us in our time of need, even when we don’t realize until it’s too late. We are grateful for what these kids are doing.” *CLICK TO TATE*

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Conservative Fan Fiction

Melania Trump Breaks Her Silence: ‘CNN Lies — He Never Cheated On Me’

Norbert Heck

We are glad the super classy first lady finally stepped up to clear her husband’s good name. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Schiff Satire With Extra Mayo

Trump Issues White House Arrest Warrant for Adam Schiff

Norbert Heck

“What he stated during the House impeachment inquiry was not included in the transcript and therefore considered falsifying evidence. Such an act is a federal crime.” *CLICK TO TATE*

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The amazing adventures of Omar Obama Satire

Another Obama Kid Arrested, This Time For Being Part of Massive Mexican Drug Cartel

Norbert Heck

“Now Obama’s legacy of open borders makes sense. It’s a family business!” *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satirical Powers of the Presidency

Medal of Freedom Winner Rush Limbaugh to Replace Susan B. Anthony on Currency

Norbert Heck

“First of all, she was one of the only non-presidential figures on the currency. We certainly wouldn’t want to remove any of our founding fathers.” *CLICK TO TATE*

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Satire and/or Conservative Fan Fiction

Omar and Tlaib Suspended from All Senate Committees for Storming out of SOTU

Norbert Heck

“As the president’s closest ally, it is my duty to take a stand for party, and also country. . . Enough is enough. Trump’s authority shall be respected.” *CLICK TO TATE*

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Hillary Satire with Habanero Queso

Hillary Clinton Makes Iowa Caucus Victory Speech: ‘I Accept Your Nomination’

Norbert Heck

“I just couldn’t believe my eyes. There she was shaking hands with the Iowa DNC Chairperson Doris Schutt, accepting the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States. This is once in a lifetime stuff. It was on my bucket list!” *CLICK TO TATE*

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Malia Obama Arrested Again, Complete Media Blackout

The truth is right in front of you. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Governor’s Conference Votes 32-18 to Impeach Nancy Pelosi

The dominos are falling. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Kamala:’Our Military Are Soulless Cowards. Their Budget Must Be Cut.’

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Stimulating Trump Stimulus Satire

Police Association Presents Trump With E. Lassard Justice Award

The legendary honor is very very rarely presented. *CLICK TO TATE*

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2nd Amendment Satire To Enrage Ammosexual Taters

Biden Firearm Confiscation Bill Heads to Senate For Vote

This is it. The Second Amendment is in crisis. *CLICK TO TATE*

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AOC Fan Fiction for the Discerning Tater

AOC Bill Will Fine People Who DON’T Vote

Is this baaically forcing a vote? *CLICK TO TATE*

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Spooky Obama Satire

Obama’s Strange Trips Spell Trouble for President Trump

This is just scary. *CLICK TO TATE*

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Pimple Popper Satire with a Side of Chili Cheese Fries

Experts Agree with President Trump’s Immigration Ban

The liberals will call him “xenophobic” for it, though. Even though he’s just protecting America! *CLICK TO TATE*

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Michelle Obama Fan Fiction and Other Nonsense

Wine-Sipping Michelle Obama: Notre Dame Fire ‘Not My Problem’

Disgraceful. *CLICK TO TATE*

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