Alabama, Mississippi Become First States To Ban PBS

Sesame Street used to be about teaching kids numbers and letters, not how to be social justice warriors for the left. Times have changed.

In response, Mississippi and Alabama have created an alliance of states determined to ban PBS from their airwaves and cable boxes. They’re hoping other states will join.

The controversy began when Sesame Street characters like Big Bird went to the doctor and got their Covid shots. They told kids to defy their parents and tell their teachers to give them secret vaccines.

According to several people in the “Fuck Joe Biden” Facebook group, kids came home not just with bandaids covering the wound of the massive Covid needle, but a booklet on the connection between the virus and critical race theory.


Here’s a picture of something you don’t understand.

Mississippi and Alabama, ranked 49th and 50th in education, won’t be missing the channel all that much, as their children tend to be raised on Bojack Horseman and Bob’s Burgers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

They may face legal challenges, since they have no right to do the thing they’re doing, no legal precedent to even try, and no access to flip that switch one way to the other.

Kudos, though, for trying to be the next North Korea. Salute a general for us when you get there. patriots.

God bless America.

About Flagg Eagleton-Patriot 178 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.

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